The Hawtline

Hi, innernet!

Here’s the newest episode of The Hawtline that TWIGBy and I recorded on Tuesday night. This was a fun episode cos we got CALLS for the first time and I was really excited about it, like a total loser.

Topics discussed in this weeks show include:

• Mr Skin’s top 10 nude scenes ever
• WOLF SHIPS
• How breaking up is hard to do
• Cheech
• Canadian h8 
• and MORE!

We also discussed at length how terrified I am of Ben Brown, you know, considering he holds a good chunk of my innernet life in his terrifying, pointing hands.

BUT, this episode also served as a FORMAL INVITATION to The Man In Charge to be on the show, as we’d be delighted to have him. But if he openly compares me to Stereotest, I will cry. I am already planning the number of drinks I will consume during that show.

So BEN BROWN, INTERNET ROCKSTAR, will you be on our humble little podcast?

Anyway, back to today’s show, we’re lookin’ for an intern. SKANKO? YOU’D BE THE PERFECT INTERN. WE TALK ABOUT YOU INCESSANTLY ANYWAY. YOU ARE PART OF THE HAWTLINE FAMIRY.

‘Til next time, submit your questions, call our voicemail (305.982.7476!!!), leave us comments, and get your hot friends to follow us. Hell, get even your ugly friends to follow us.

Music featured in this episode:

• Enrique Iglesias — Bailamos
• Friendly Fires — Kiss of Life
• Camera Obscura — French Navy