The Hawtline

Dec 01

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Oct 08

Why can’t the Hawtline be as popular as iCarly?

Why can’t the Hawtline be as popular as iCarly?

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 8 2009

Don’t dip your opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid at a party. You’re not nearly as bad ass as George Washington.

chelledoell:

(via eatyourdinner)
oh look, its the loser bus.

obvious pedophiles are obvious

chelledoell:

(via eatyourdinner)

oh look, its the loser bus.

obvious pedophiles are obvious

Oct 07

This cd cover is awesome. January 2010 get ready for your hipster approved watered down afro-pop!

This cd cover is awesome. January 2010 get ready for your hipster approved watered down afro-pop!

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 7 2009 

Stop taking dating advice from me. Seriously, it’ll end in failure!

Oct 06

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 6 2009 

No movie first dates PLEASE, unless you’re planning the “cut a hole in the bottom of the bag of popcorn” trick, might as well go for the gusto

Oct 05

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 5 2009 

Let her win at Wii Sports, but don’t stare at her chest when jumps up and down in joy

Oct 02

I’m kind of sick of this stock image from “Whip It”
I’ve seen this a dozen times in like newspapers and magazines around here (probably because it was being shown in TIFF.) Were no other production stills allowed to be used by the media?

I’m kind of sick of this stock image from “Whip It”


I’ve seen this a dozen times in like newspapers and magazines around here (probably because it was being shown in TIFF.) Were no other production stills allowed to be used by the media?

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 2 2009 

The pants are good, but lose the bondage mask

Oct 01

I Watched and Episode of “Hannah Montana” yesterday
I don’t envy her life for one second and I fucking GET IT. I mean, if great art is about suffering then there’s no greater suffering then being a super star at night only to be a normal teenager by day. It’s heart breaking really. But it’s so noble why she does it. She wants to round her life out and, to paraphrase, experience “the best of both worlds.” Kudos to you Hannah Montana!

I Watched and Episode of “Hannah Montana” yesterday

I don’t envy her life for one second and I fucking GET IT. I mean, if great art is about suffering then there’s no greater suffering then being a super star at night only to be a normal teenager by day. It’s heart breaking really. But it’s so noble why she does it. She wants to round her life out and, to paraphrase, experience “the best of both worlds.” Kudos to you Hannah Montana!


Obvious dating tips for Oct. 1 2009

No roofies on the first date. Scratch that, really, no roofies ever.

Sep 09

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