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Why can’t the Hawtline be as popular as iCarly?
Don’t dip your opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid at a party. You’re not nearly as bad ass as George Washington.
(via eatyourdinner)
oh look, its the loser bus.
obvious pedophiles are obvious
This cd cover is awesome. January 2010 get ready for your hipster approved watered down afro-pop!
Stop taking dating advice from me. Seriously, it’ll end in failure!
No movie first dates PLEASE, unless you’re planning the “cut a hole in the bottom of the bag of popcorn” trick, might as well go for the gusto
Let her win at Wii Sports, but don’t stare at her chest when jumps up and down in joy
I’m kind of sick of this stock image from “Whip It”
I’ve seen this a dozen times in like newspapers and magazines around here (probably because it was being shown in TIFF.) Were no other production stills allowed to be used by the media?
The pants are good, but lose the bondage mask
I Watched and Episode of “Hannah Montana” yesterday
I don’t envy her life for one second and I fucking GET IT. I mean, if great art is about suffering then there’s no greater suffering then being a super star at night only to be a normal teenager by day. It’s heart breaking really. But it’s so noble why she does it. She wants to round her life out and, to paraphrase, experience “the best of both worlds.” Kudos to you Hannah Montana!
No roofies on the first date. Scratch that, really, no roofies ever.