The Hawtline: Archive

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Dec 2nd

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HELLO, INTERNET. After a long hiatus due to...

Oct 26th

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Oct 8th

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 8 2009

Don’t dip your opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid at a party. You’re not nearly as bad ass as George Washington.

Oct 8th

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Oct 7th

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 7 2009

Stop taking dating advice from me. Seriously, it’ll end in failure!

Oct 7th

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 6 2009

No movie first dates PLEASE, unless you’re planning the “cut a hole in the bottom of the bag of popcorn” trick, might as well go for the gusto

Oct 6th

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 5 2009

Let her win at Wii Sports, but don’t stare at her chest when jumps up and down in joy

Oct 5th

Oct 2nd

Obvious dating tips for Oct. 2 2009

The pants are good, but lose the bondage mask

Oct 2nd

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Oct 1st

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Obvious dating tips for Oct. 1 2009

No roofies on the first date. Scratch that, really, no roofies ever.

Oct 1st

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NEED ADVICE? You're in luck! We're recording a new... →

Sep 9th

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TWIGBy was all peeved that I posted the ultimate...

Aug 19th

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Likes a 12 year old boy watching his first porno...

Aug 18th

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No seriously though. This will never be old meme because it will never NOT BE AWESOME. EVER.

Aug 16th

Aug 14th

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Oh really, TWIGBy? You wanna talk summer jams? ...

Aug 14th

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I know we took a break from the summer jams, but I...

Aug 14th

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Helloooooo, Outtakes!

Aug 14th

TWIGBY Q&A: What was the worst movie you took a...

Could be in terms of quality or poor choice for a “date” movie for me: American Pyscho

Aug 13th

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Hi, innernet! Here’s the newest episode of...

Aug 13th

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NEW SHOW NEW SHOW!!

TWIGBy and I are recording a new show TONIGHT, and are currently accepting your questions about ROMANCE, LIFE, SEXxX, and everything else, so we may advise you and maybe make fun of you. MAYBE. There are three ways to get your questions to us before tonight: Tumblr: http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/submit. You can also submit here anonymously by logging out of Tumblr before you send your question! ...

Aug 11th

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Jul 24th

Jul 23rd

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Sup, sexies?! TWIGBy and I recorded our most...

Jul 22nd

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SUNDAY THROWBACK! So, every Sunday, we’ll...

Jul 20th

Jul 18th

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Oh, right, I kinda forgot about the BATTLE OF THE...

Jul 16th

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OMG SUBMISSIONS?! →

So, go figure, The Hawtline is actually an ADVICE podcast. We just never get any questions. Does the world not trust the sage advice of TWIGBy and myself? We’re smart and worldly, guys. We KNOW THINGS. Anyway, thanks to the crazy magicians at Tumblr, now if you wanna submit a DILEMMA for us to answer, all you have to do is click on the link above, or email us at thehawtline@tumblr.com. You...

Jul 9th

Jul 8th

HAYYYY GUYSSSSS

Just lettin’ you know that we’re not recording a show this week, but we ARE kicking around some new ideas for upcoming shows, so there’s some HOPEFULLY exciting stuff that’ll be coming within the next few weeks. YAY! Also, soon we’ll start posting our past shows so those of you who are new to The Hawtline can get caught up. YAY AGAIN! Okaaaay, thanks for sticking...

Jul 8th

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We continue with this season’s Summer...

Jul 8th