The Hawtline

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...is a podcast hosted by a Toronto-based nerd, and a Miami-based mean girl. On the show, we answer your questions about LIFE, LOVE, SEXxX, and everything else, while laughing a lot. A LOT.

Pretty much every episode we have a special guest and take questions from *~*~*THE PUBLIC*~*~*

Have a question for the show? Leave a comment on any entry or contact us at wrdpwr@gmail.com.

Hosted by:

TWIGBy
Celisse Wordpower

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So, this is AV Trash. This video is probz gonna get pulled in a few hours so WATCH IT WHILE YOU CAN.

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HELLO, INTERNET. After a long hiatus due to technical probz in addition to IRL obligations (shocking, I know!), TWIGBy and I are BACK with a brand new (sorta) episode: EPISODE 9!!!

Truth be told, we recorded this episode nearly a month ago and I was only able to edit it just yesterday. I was planning to scrap it but TWIGz insisted we keep it, cos it came out kinda great, surprisingly.

In any case, thanks for sticking with us, guys! We’ve got lots more ridiculousness coming soon.

Once again, I’m gonna take this space to AGAIN invite the intimidatingly amazing Ben Brown onto the show for the next episode: EPISODE NUMBER FREAKIN’ 10. CAN YOU BELIEVE?! I know we asked him and he accepted last time, but that was months ago, so.. yeah. MR. BROWN. PLEASE WILL YOU BE ON OUR SHOW? I certainly hope so since we kinda announced it 23 times during this episode. There’ll be a whole world wide web with blue balls if this doesn’t pan out, you know.

Thanks to everyone who submitted their questions and calls for this episode! They were all pretty hilarious, ngl. Don’t forget, you can submit questions to TWIGBy and myself anytime by heading over to http://thehawtline.tumblr.com/submit, or by calling our voicemail at 305.982.7476!

Music featured in this episode:

  • Christina Aguilera — Genie in a Bottle Christina Aguilera - Christina Aguilera - Genie In a Bottle
  • Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros — Home Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Up from Below (Bonus Track Version) - Home
  • Raekwon ft. Inspectah Deck, Method Man, Ghostface Killah — House of Flying Daggers Raekwon - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx, Pt. 2 - House of Flying Daggers

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Why can’t the Hawtline be as popular as iCarly?

Why can’t the Hawtline be as popular as iCarly?

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Obvious dating tips for Oct. 8 2009

Don’t dip your opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid at a party. You’re not nearly as bad ass as George Washington.

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chelledoell: (via eatyourdinner) oh look, its the loser bus. obvious pedophiles are obvious

chelledoell:

(via eatyourdinner)

oh look, its the loser bus.

obvious pedophiles are obvious

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This cd cover is awesome. January 2010 get ready for your hipster approved watered down afro-pop!

This cd cover is awesome. January 2010 get ready for your hipster approved watered down afro-pop!

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Obvious dating tips for Oct. 7 2009 

Stop taking dating advice from me. Seriously, it’ll end in failure!

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Obvious dating tips for Oct. 6 2009 

No movie first dates PLEASE, unless you’re planning the “cut a hole in the bottom of the bag of popcorn” trick, might as well go for the gusto

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Obvious dating tips for Oct. 5 2009 

Let her win at Wii Sports, but don’t stare at her chest when jumps up and down in joy

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I’m kind of sick of this stock image from “Whip It” I’ve seen this a dozen times in like newspapers and magazines around here (probably because it was being shown in TIFF.) Were no other production stills allowed to be used by the media?

I’m kind of sick of this stock image from “Whip It”


I’ve seen this a dozen times in like newspapers and magazines around here (probably because it was being shown in TIFF.) Were no other production stills allowed to be used by the media?

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Obvious dating tips for Oct. 2 2009 

The pants are good, but lose the bondage mask

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I Watched and Episode of “Hannah Montana” yesterday I don’t envy her life for one second and I fucking GET IT. I mean, if great art is about suffering then there’s no greater suffering then being a super star at night only to be a normal teenager by day. It’s heart breaking really. But it’s so noble why she does it. She wants to round her life out and, to paraphrase, experience “the best of both worlds.” Kudos to you Hannah Montana!

I Watched and Episode of “Hannah Montana” yesterday

I don’t envy her life for one second and I fucking GET IT. I mean, if great art is about suffering then there’s no greater suffering then being a super star at night only to be a normal teenager by day. It’s heart breaking really. But it’s so noble why she does it. She wants to round her life out and, to paraphrase, experience “the best of both worlds.” Kudos to you Hannah Montana!


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Obvious dating tips for Oct. 1 2009

No roofies on the first date. Scratch that, really, no roofies ever.

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TWIGBy was all peeved that I posted the ultimate summer jam “too soon” even though he stepped up the game HARDCORE by posting “Hot in Herre”, so WHATEVER. But now he’s all about the blahblah end of august chill out songs, so this is one of my favorites.

I’m totally gonna get laughed off of Tumblr for this but I don’t even care.

Zwan — El Sol.

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